Dark green taper candle with FUCK OFF spelled out in stacked sculpted letters
Green Fuck Off taper candle turned slightly to show the dimensional lettering
Green Fuck Off taper candle in its clear Candlehand blister packaging
Back of Candlehand taper candle packaging with product information and safety icons
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF

$19.50
$19.50
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CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF
$19.50
$19.50
 

Same birthday. More sunshine. This cheerful yellow taper spells out HAPPY BDAY in oversized bubble letters because apparently writing it on the cake wasn’t enough. Stick it in a candleholder, put it on the table, and let everyone know exactly why they’re here.

Perfect For: Birthday people, birthday tables, surprise parties, and anyone aging extremely gracefully—or at least publicly.

Pairs Well With: Sprinkles, party hats, a second slice of cake, and lying about how old someone looks.

We Set the Table · Est. 1986

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What people are saying

“IT’S SOMEHOW BOTH RUDE AND DECORATIVE, WHICH IS EXACTLY THE ENERGY I WANT IN MY APARTMENT. TEN OUT OF TEN FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LIGHTING.”

— @politelyunavailable

“BOUGHT THIS FOR A FRIEND GOING THROUGH A VERY SPECIFIC WEEK. SHE LAUGHED FOR FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES AND NOW REFUSES TO BURN IT BECAUSE IT’S TOO PERFECT.”

— Maya R.

“FINALLY, A CANDLE THAT SAYS WHAT I’M THINKING SO I DON’T HAVE TO. I PUT IT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY ASKED WHERE IT CAME FROM.”

— @boundariesandbrunch

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Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
CANDLEHAND TAPER CANDLE - FUCK OFF Height: 11.8 in.
 
 
 

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