PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS BOWL (4.5
PLEASANTRIES - DON'T TOUCH MY NUTS BOWL (4.5")
$18.50
$18.50
 

Guard your nuts —

Because boundaries are important, even in the kitchen.

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Pleasantries - Good Morning Asshole Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions. Pleasantries - Good Morning Asshole Mug ceramic drinkware, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; a comfortable everyday choice for coffee, tea, cocoa, or desk-side sipping. Alternate product view shows more of the shape, finish, and design details.
Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE MUG (10OZ)

Regular price $26
Sale price $26 Regular price $26
Pleasantries - Lyin' Whore Shot Glass compact glassware, with a crisp silhouette and decorative details that stand out on the table; a playful, space-saving piece for shots, tasting pours, or bar-cart display. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions. Pleasantries - Lyin' Whore Shot Glass compact glassware, with a crisp silhouette and decorative details that stand out on the table; a playful, space-saving piece for shots, tasting pours, or bar-cart display. Alternate product view shows more of the shape, finish, and design details.
Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - LYIN' WHORE SHOT GLASS

Regular price $8
Sale price $8 Regular price $8
Pleasantries - Fork Off Tray serving and catchall piece, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; useful for snacks and small bites, or for organizing jewelry, keys, and countertop essentials. Primary product view highlights the overall design and proportions. Pleasantries - Fork Off Tray serving and catchall piece, with a clean, polished finish and distinctive shape or artwork; useful for snacks and small bites, or for organizing jewelry, keys, and countertop essentials. Alternate product view shows more of the shape, finish, and design details.
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PLEASANTRIES - FORK OFF TRAY (7.5")

Regular price $24
Sale price $24 Regular price
Pleasantries - Fuck Off Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display. Pleasantries - Fuck Off Tea Towel kitchen textile, with eye-catching graphics or color designed to feel useful as well as expressive; adds useful absorbency and personality for drying hands, handling light kitchen cleanup, or display.
Pleasantries

PLEASANTRIES - FUCK OFF TEA TOWEL

Regular price $16.95
Sale price $16.95 Regular price $16.95

What people are saying

“THE CERAMIC FEELS SUBSTANTIAL WITHOUT BEING TOO HEAVY. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.”

— Chris T.

“THE FINISH HAS HELD UP BEAUTIFULLY THROUGH DAILY USE.”

— Alex P.

“YOU CAN TELL THESE WERE MADE FOR REAL KITCHENS, NOT JUST DISPLAY SHELVES.”

— Jordan K.

How big is it?

Here's the empire state building for scale

Empire State Building Height: 17440.9 in.
Don't Touch My Nuts Bowl Height: 1.375 in.
 
 
 

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